We’re Kind of Retarded.
Breanna: i need my back cracked.
Breanna: if you were here, id make you step on it. lol
Me: And I would refuse.’You know how it is.
Breanna: why?
Me: Becuase I would kill you and I think there are better ways to go about the cracking of the back.
Breanna: no you wouldnt
Breanna: kayla did. and i think she weighs more
Breanna: youre hecka short
Me: I doubt she weighs more. I have become so unhealthy. No one ever guesses how unhealthy I am. And I would kill you because of it. And if not I would probably cause damage to your spine. I don’t think standing on someone is a good way to pass the time.
Breanna: you wouldnt help a sista out? lmao
Me: Nope. I would say “Giiirl, just twist yo back!”
P.S. Survey Saturday is tomorrow.
